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Chrissi
29 May 2010 @ 11:02 pm
  • 23:03 Oh and a Minx update - lifting already. Biggest waste of £20 EVER! #
  • 23:03 Mind it might have helped if it had been applied properly! #
  • 23:29 @KerryAnneDuncan Nothing I can do until Tuesday when I get back & by then they'll just say it's too late. #
  • 23:30 @Pink Cant wait to see you in Glasgow!!! #
  • 23:32 This is gonna sound mad because deep down I don't, but I miss the old house. I miss watching the planes. Can still see them here - just! #
  • 23:33 BUT I can't hear them. I miss the noise, I find it comforting. I know I am strange... #
  • 00:22 This one is especially for @VickiGaGa - not quite a box of frogs but will this do? twitpic.com/1ry0i6 #
  • 00:37 Oh em gee! I can actually hear the neighbours next door talking!!! I do hope they are shouting. Meep. #
  • 00:39 Mind hell mend them at 6am tomorrow. My alarm is set, it's Poker Face & I ain't afraid to use it! Their son plays crappy rap all day... #
  • 00:43 Oh and one last thought for the evening. When I grow up I wanna be Carrie Bradshaw. She has the apartment, the shoes oh the shoes... #
  • 00:44 ...she has the husband (I have always liked older men), she has the fashion, damn she has it all! Where's my Mr Big? #
  • 00:51 Okay, alarm set for 6am (urgh), bags packed, time to try to sleep. Night night tweeties & monsters! xxx #
  • 06:13 I'm awake. Just. Ungodly hour of the day. Should.not.be.allowed! #
  • 06:16 Gotta leave for airport in an hour, suppose I really better move frommy cocoon. #
  • 10:00 Is in London!!! Yay!!! Now just gotta get to hotel. This could be fun & is so gonna go wrong! Lol! #
  • 12:07 Made it to hotel in one piece and they let me check in! RESULT!!! #
  • 12:13 @koistyjayne Me too!!!! #
  • 12:14 Oh buggerit! Squeazyjet have broken my suitcase! If they have broken any make up or my GHD's inside I will fume! #
  • 12:15 Oh well is it wrong I am sitting in London watching f1 quali? Lol! Once a jenson fan always a jenson fan! #
  • 12:39 Okay shopping time!!! #
  • 15:26 Time to give upon shopping. It's pouring down!!! #
  • 15:27 Selfridges have pissed me off no end. I obviously don't look rich enough to serve let alone rich enough to buy CL Pigalles! Their loss! #
  • 15:45 So close to joining a queue for an ipad! #
  • 15:49 Lenny Henry has just walked past me in the Apple store! Lol! #
  • 17:02 @Laurapalooza Shit isn't the word for it. Piddling it down all afternoon! #
  • 17:05 I didn't buy an ipad but I am so tempted to race back into town to get one! I want! I want so badly! #
  • 17:07 Oh buggery buggery buggery! I DIDN'T need to know the Apple store is open until 9pm tonight!!!! Argh!!! #
  • 18:33 @Laurapalooza 9 hours???!!! Seriously?!?!?! I would be requiring a massive amount of alcohol by now. #
  • 18:55 So peeps can recognise me tonight as most of you have only seen me in wigs twitpic.com/1s790j #
  • 18:56 So tempted to go back to Selfridges. I want those bloody shoes dammit!!! #
  • 20:19 @DuncanBannatyne I just walked past there! Lol! Enjoy. #
  • 20:20 Going for food if I can find somewhere & then back to hotel me thinks. #
  • 21:50 Urgh, no shoes, no ipad and London has the slippiest pavements in the world -FACT! #
  • 21:51 @KerryAnneDuncan I was on Oxford Circus when I tweeted. #
  • 21:57 @KerryAnneDuncan In my flat boots of all things and I land flat on my arse! Only me I swear to god! #
  • 21:58 @KerryAnneDuncan I got a subway & headed back to the hotel hun. Couldn't be arsed trying to find Wagamama. Plus the weather is horrendous! #
  • 22:00 Okay Eurovision hasn't improved any this year by the looks of things! I am only just in but the recap is dire enough for me! #
  • 22:00 Turkey have stolen Muse!!! Eurovision. #
  • 22:02 @KerryAnneDuncan I am fine cheers. This lovely wee lass did the same at the exact same time as well. We were both laughing about it! #
  • 22:03 If Israel is your favourite you are clearly deaf! He should have been howling at the moon. Oh sorry he was! #eurovision #
  • 22:04 @KerryAnneDuncan The weather has been fucking awful all day. I was gonna pop to the stage door to see you know who but bugger that! #
  • 22:06 @KerryAnneDuncan Yup! I am amazed I only landed on my arse once to be honest. #
  • 22:06 @therealgokwan No Gok you are still gay, you just clearly have good taste. It's bloody dire this year! #
  • 22:08 @KerryAnneDuncan I have a date with Gaga tomorrow & Monday so unless they have a Monday matinee I can't. #
  • 22:13 Woah the security are a bit heavy handed!!! #
  • 22:19 Now that is what I call a flashmob! #eurovision #
  • 22:20 @KerryAnneDuncan I certainly will. I am VIP tomorrow night so am slightly shittin myself! She'll be like right there! Argh! #
  • 22:23 @KerryAnneDuncan Her secret is she barely has time to eat. Her figure is bloody stunning though. I wanna be Gaga when I grow up! Lol! #
  • 22:24 @KerryAnneDuncan I am going to Pink next month - can't wait for that either! Her tour opened tonight in Germany. #
  • 22:31 @KerryAnneDuncan I've been looking for spoilers, but will have to wait til I get home as it ain't easy on this damn phone! #
  • 22:34 Ooooh Graham has finally had his bowl of bitchy! Love it! #eurovision #
  • 22:35 @KerryAnneDuncan I just really want to see pictures, I'll get on a puter tomorrow & look. Knew I should have got an ipad! #
  • 22:37 Cruella wants her jacket back! #eurovision #
  • 22:39 I love how Eurovision is spelt wrong on the TT's #eurovision #
  • 22:43 @truestepper So true! Our song is gubbins this year! #
  • 22:59 My pretty pretty birdie ring. twitpic.com/1s96sq #
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Chrissi
28 May 2010 @ 11:02 pm
  • 11:54 @kylieminogue Happy Birthday beautiful lady. xx #
  • 12:00 Oh God, so much to do, so little time! #
  • 12:01 Getting my nails minxed this afternoon! Also why why why does the phone always ring after you have liberally applied oil to your hands? WHY? #
  • 18:26 @VickiGaGa Eeeee enjoy!!! #
  • 18:28 My nails have been Minxed for this weekend! twitpic.com/1rvces #
  • 18:29 And yes there's creases in it. Apparently my nails have too much of a curve for it to ever be smooth. Like whut??? #
  • 18:53 If these nails last the night it's gonna be a miracle! They have been applied SO badly. #
  • 18:54 Can't even go back across & complain either as I am going to SATC2 in an hour! Argh!!! #
  • 18:55 That's £20 down the drain then! #
  • 18:56 Argh!!! I swear I would have done a better job myself had I known how to apply the buggers! #
  • 19:28 My inner Carrie is out tonight! twitpic.com/1rvthq #
  • 19:29 And yes I will just have to pack after SATC2. Lol! #
  • 19:31 @KerryAnneDuncan amazingly easy to walk in! I love them so much! #
  • 19:50 @KerryAnneDuncan It's all about the balance!!!! #
  • 19:56 In the cinema waiting for SATC2 to start. So excited!!! #
  • 22:56 @trailertash_x Lol I still haven't packed & my flight is 8.50 tomorrow. #
  • 22:57 Okay SATC2 was bloody fantastic! Samantha is getting wilder with age! Love her! #
  • 22:59 Dick Spurt though - I almost died laughing! And the condom scene - absolutely LMAO! #
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Chrissi
27 May 2010 @ 11:03 pm
  • 23:18 @trailertash_x Who has started now? #
  • 23:46 As Twitter is being a fool tonight & my followers & who I am following keeps disappearing I am going to my bed! Night night all! xxx #
  • 00:42 @Leighton_Denny Happy Birthday Leighton! xxx #
  • 10:48 @koistyjayne See you Sunday! xx #
  • 14:53 @VickiGaGa On your own? GOOD LUCK! And if you get to see her/meet her then FROLIC her from me! #
  • 14:56 SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!! Is today going to improve sometime? #
  • 15:05 @VickiGaGa Bugger! I will bring the applicator thing doodah down with me and can pop them back on on Saturday night. Glad it got there ok. #
  • 15:05 @VickiGaGa Any fall off on Sunday it'll just have be super glue - LOL! #
  • 15:11 @VickiGaGa OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THE MONSTER! IT'S REAL! 3 SLEEPS & WE SEE GAGA OOH LA LA! #
  • 16:13 @VickiGaGa She'll no doubt be arriving pretty soon I would have thought, most artists soundcheck around 4/4.30pm. #
  • 16:39 @Jennifalconer So jealous, but enjoy! I am hoping to go to see it tomorrow. #
  • 16:58 @VickiGaGa Oh God, exciting! #
  • 17:01 Out of office ON! Time to go party with GaGa! *grin bounce squee* #
  • 17:25 @VickiGaGa Same happened in Glasgow but that was cause she was in London. #
  • 19:33 @VickiGaGa Woohooo!!! #
  • 20:12 @Laurapalooza You can but it's an utter arse ache trying to get places to accept it. It's legal tender but no they look at it like it's fake #
  • 20:13 @preciousweapons Nottingham to Nadine - that's quite impressive! Lol! #
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Chrissi
26 May 2010 @ 11:02 pm
  • 23:04 Think that's make up & hair sorted for Sunday. twitpic.com/1r1gfr #
  • 23:05 Not quite a box of frogs, but will one do? And yes, my blonde hair is a wig. twitpic.com/1r1guc #
  • 23:47 @slayervixen Thank you. x #
  • 23:48 @slayervixen And WOW some of those looks are amazing. #
  • 01:08 Oh my god Chasing Daisy (book I am reading) has me in absolute floods of tears. I know it's fiction but it's about f1 and... #
  • 01:09 ...something just happened. I am proper howling. This book may have to go in the freezer! #
  • 09:28 @KerryAnneDuncan Thank you! If only that was my hair! #
  • 09:38 @TheRealAmiJames Happy Birthday!!! Have a good one. xxx #
  • 10:28 @Pink Any chance of a shot at your Glasgow show? I have always been quite jealous of your flying stunts. #
  • 10:28 Hell this is going to be a LONG day! #
  • 12:28 Another Paige Toon book out 8th July! *happy dance* Although Chasing Daisy nearly killed me last night. #
  • 13:16 Nyom Thai Green curry for lunch. #
  • 14:33 Urgh, I really am in the wrong job. :( #
  • 15:01 @VickiGaGa If I lived nearer I would be there in a heartbeat! #
  • 18:56 @VickiGaGa Sounds pretty real to me & sounds like she's arriving soon if the car park is blocked off. #
  • 18:57 @ladygaga Gaga are you a Gleek? #
  • 19:17 @VickiGaGa Go find her!!! #
  • 19:19 Caramel waffles!!! Nyom!!! twitpic.com/1rb2yx #
  • 19:57 @VickiGaGa Possible, very possible. #
  • 21:26 @therealgokwan All the best things can be found in Edinburgh. xx #
  • 21:56 Argh!!! So much I need to V+ this weekend. #
  • 22:20 Screaming at the tv again #millionpounddrop #
  • 22:47 ARRRRGGGGH adverts!!!! Nooooooooooo!!! #millionpounddrop #
  • 22:48 Can I also say I am playing online & still have a million. *grin* #millionpounddrop #
  • 22:59 I still have a million!!!! #millionpounddrop And yes I was SCREAMING at the tv! #
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Chrissi
25 May 2010 @ 11:02 pm
  • 23:09 Found where GaGa stays in London - gonna check the price for Saturday night, watch me collapse in shock. #
  • 23:10 £325 a night for the cheapest room - MAYBE NOT!!! #
  • 23:21 @ladygaga LMAO!!! Fan-tastic!!! #
  • 00:03 ARGH!!! Stupidity! Stupidity! Open your eyes and READ. It's really been a day for idiots hasn't it? #
  • 00:12 Right, night night tweeties & monsters, I am off to curl up with my book & hopefully get some sleep tonight. xx #
  • 00:36 Dear god! Pictures of the matador are not bedtime viewing! Mind I am such a blonde - couldn't see it at first, then it dawned... #
  • 00:37 My feelings? Serves him right - piddle off a bull & that's what happens! He had it coming! #
  • 09:58 Oh well, I won't be blonde for the Monster Ball then. Harumph. #
  • 09:58 Unless I go buy that beautiful wig I saw on Saturday. White blonde, long, with a loose curl...hmmm I might. #
  • 10:01 @PIPALIVE Urgh! Says the woman who ate avocado ice cream last year. Delicious it was too. #
  • 10:46 Oooooh it's Alejandro day isn't it? #
  • 16:37 @PIPALIVE LOL! Yes, avocado ice cream and it was lovely. #
  • 18:47 Quite proud of this photo! My crazy cocker! twitpic.com/1qzjtn #
  • 18:51 Oh yes and that's the 'before' shot of Woody, he is getting groomed tomorrow, so he will be bald! I shall post evidence. #
  • 21:08 @preciousweapons See you on Sunday & Monday! #
  • 22:39 Shizzzzzzzzzz!!!! #
  • 22:42 Oh bugger bugger bugger. I have got the lashes on, just can't get them back off! #
  • 22:51 Okay pulling them off is not an option with this glue! *swear swear grumble grumble* #
  • 22:52 @therealgokwan Tailoring ALL THE WAY! Loved it! xx #
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Chrissi
24 May 2010 @ 11:04 pm
  • 23:32 If it all gets too stressful - GO SHOE SHOPPING!!!! www.office.co.uk/womens/office/bedroom_antics/37/8171/22781/1/ #
  • 23:32 I tried those little beauties on yesterday, fell in love with them, but nearly passed out waiting to be served in Office. I still want them! #
  • 00:53 Urgh, why am I still awake? #
  • 00:53 Oh yes, not feeling at all well, that'll be it! #
  • 01:02 Oh FAN.TAS.TIC. now the dog is howling in his sleep. #
  • 01:12 OMG OMG OMG...they are back in stock!!! #
  • 01:13 www.net-a-porter.com/product/48417 *grabby handies moment* #
  • 10:26 @PIPALIVE Oh that did make me laugh out loud! Take it his car was open then? #
  • 10:42 @PIPALIVE Oh how funny! I would have been mortified if that had happened to me though. #
  • 11:53 Urgh it's a typical Monday! Arguing with a certain communications company already. Couldn't organise a... You fill in the rest! #
  • 13:40 Nyom nyom nyom carrot sticks & chunky hummous with red pesto. Nyom. #
  • 17:50 Urgh it just takes one obnoxious asshat to ruin a perfectly good day. *le sigh* #
  • 17:53 3 and a half days of hell to put up with and then it's monster ball time! Cinderelly will go to the ball! #
  • 17:56 Okay dinner, not all that hungry so can't decide at all. #
  • 18:11 Why do I find The Garage on DMax absolutely hilarious? #
  • 21:42 BOLLOCKS!!!!! I forgot about Glee. Must have been the shock of realising I will have to be up at 4.30am on Saturday! #
  • 21:43 Don't think I will bother with bed on Friday night. Go to see Sex & The City, come home, pack, stay up and head to the airport... #
  • 21:44 HANG ON. Online check-in...that might mean I don't have to be there quite so early...bugger I will have a bag to check in. Oh bother! #
  • 21:49 Any londoners about on Saturday afternoon? I have a spare afternoon now if anyone fancies meeting for coffee/tea/shopping. #
  • 22:02 Okay now I am confused...when did my Mum get Sky installed in her room??? #
  • 22:05 Glee on E4+1!!! Okay LOVING Puck's dream *gigglesnort* #
  • 22:12 Oh dear, Glee has me sobbing - again. #
  • 22:21 You know there is something lush about Mr Schu. #
  • 22:28 Oh Gods YES! #glee #
  • 22:29 *points* GOK GOK GOK GOOOOOOKKKKK!!! #
  • 22:35 Safety Dance!!! Awesometastic! #glee #
  • 22:37 Oh, it was all a dream. :( #
  • 22:42 Oh buggerit. We're going to get the GaGa episode next Monday aren't we? While I am AT GaGa. #glee #
  • 22:42 Oh poor Artie. :( #glee #
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Chrissi
23 May 2010 @ 11:02 pm
  • 23:07 Oh for gods sake!!! Factor bloody 50 reapplied all day & look twitpic.com/1q518d #
  • 23:09 Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh other shoulder looks worse!!! twitpic.com/1q51qp #
  • 23:14 40 degree heat in Dubai & I don't burn, but 30 odd degree heat here & I burn badly. Whut???!!! #
  • 09:49 RT @Mark_Salling: Talulah and me, she's the resident tour baby that I've fallen in love with yfrog.com/j7an4xj - *gurgle* that is all #
  • 09:51 @therealgokwan Oh dear, sorry but that did make me almost wee laughing! You MUST Twitpic! #
  • 09:53 @fissijo FAR FAR FAR too damn cute! #
  • 09:54 Ah well that'll be our new table & chairs washed then! Oh & my socks have just had a 2nd wash too. What a downpour that was! #
  • 10:17 What do I do today? GGD flag is finished, can't go into town as the marathon is on today...hmm... #
  • 13:24 @GaGaMitchell I can sympathise - I have the sunburn. Not good. #
  • 13:29 Sunburn, not sore, but gods it's itchy!!! So itchy!!! #
  • 14:03 @truestepper I didn't burn on purpose yesterday. I kept applying factor 50 and STILL bloody burnt! Indoors today though, sod adding to it. #
  • 14:05 This is gonna be such an awesome week! SATC on Friday, GaGa on Sunday & Monday!!! Yay!!! #
  • 14:09 And OMG the preview of the Glee GaGa episode! It looks more than awesome! #
  • 14:15 gagadaily.com Preview of GaGa episode can be found there 'and we have a jumper' lol! #
  • 14:21 @truestepper Thats the thing I wasn't even sitting in it. Was in town, so in & out of shops for about an hour & I have burnt shoulders! #
  • 16:48 @caitlinmoran Just wanted to say thank you for the fabulous Lady GaGa article, it was amazing and beautifully written. #
  • 16:50 @truestepper Was exactly the same in town yesterday, stupidly hot everywhere with no air! #
  • 19:04 YAY my wireless works perfectly in the garden!!! Sitting at the table with the laptop. In the shade I would like to add. #
  • 19:06 Right, plans for tonight - change flight to Saturday into Gatwick...that's about it really! #
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Chrissi
22 May 2010 @ 11:04 pm
  • 04:01 Something buzzing round my room - again. #
  • 04:03 The something buzzing in my room is the biggest bug in the world!!! Argh!!! #
  • 08:20 @therealgokwan Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!!! Thanks Gok I now have that song stuck in my head. #
  • 08:23 What a beautiful morning! Hopefully feeling better today. Seems like I have an allergy to something in Haribo. #
  • 08:41 My pretty pretty new watches! Arrived too early this morning - 7.50am!!! twitpic.com/1pxmk8 #
  • 08:57 @Laurapalooza *hugs* #
  • 09:00 Oh goodness! I now want a Gypsy & a Cricut! I really shouldn't watch craft shows! #
  • 09:04 Having just seen the prices I will pass on both actually. Clever machines but no! #
  • 10:09 RT @gagadaily: Must Read: "Come Party With Lady Gaga" by The Times gagadaily.com - I love her even more now. #
  • 10:46 Ok things to get today - duo adhesive from mac, case for camera, shampoo. #
  • 10:46 Maybe visit Harry for lunch. #
  • 10:48 OMG how much is XTina trying to be GaGa in her new video? Not herself tonight - no you are a cheap GaGa! #
  • 10:53 Oh and either a black paint pot or shadestick of sone descrition as well. Needed for next week. #
  • 10:56 Really excited about SATC 2. We had movie peeps staying in our hotel when we were in Dubai last year. Thought I might have met SJP but no. #
  • 14:59 My god has no one in this country heard of air conditioning???!!! Stupidly hot everywhere!!! #
  • 15:32 Sitting in the garden, just had an argument with my car! Bloody stupid arsing roof!!! #
  • 15:32 Either go up or go down, halfway is not an option! #
  • 16:12 @VickiGaGa LMAO!!! Did you lose a couple of layers of skin? #
  • 19:43 Sitting in the garden with this, ice cold it is too twitpic.com/1q3ao1 #
  • 19:44 Oh and I am sunburnt! Bloody shoulders again!!! #
  • 21:06 Still sitting in the garden, now on the 4th beer. Blissful evening! #
  • 21:32 Take That playing, ice cold beers, steaks from @Schofe - perfect evening sitting in the garden. #
  • 21:42 This time next week I'll be in London! In 8 days I will be watching the beautiful @ladygaga #
  • 22:22 I'm not your babe Fernando. Alejandro. Alejandro. Ale alejandro ale alejandro. #
  • 22:24 Wheeeee slightly drunked. #
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Chrissi
21 May 2010 @ 11:07 pm
  • 10:41 Oh God, not a good day. Won't go into details, but urgh. Just urgh. #
  • 10:51 Note to stomach - no more adventures today PLEASE. #
  • 11:30 Oh I do love suffering from IBS and having diabetes, it's fantastic combination! *sarcasm* #
  • 11:31 Just shoot me now, please. Today is going to be hellish. HELLISH. #
  • 12:24 No, I *AM* properly ill today. #
  • 12:34 Okay, I give in, having to go home. When water & Coca Cola isn't staying in you know you really know you aren't well. #
  • 13:38 At home, have eaten some food. Am now taking bets on how long it stays down. Sorry TMI I know! #
  • 14:06 @DitaVonTeese Enjoy the show, she is amazing live. So good I have booked tickets to go again! #
  • 16:58 @KerryAnneDuncan It was a blonde backing dancer on his own solo tour apparently. What a knob, yvonne is a beautiful person inside & out. #
  • 17:00 Oh dear, I just woke up from a very, very naughty dream! Very naughty indeed! #
  • 18:13 @thekatvond Your shoes are fabulous! They are real Ruby slippers. #
  • 18:16 @kylieminogue More interviews? You really are one of the hardest working peeps in pop! #
  • 20:37 @KerryAnneDuncan Precisely! Yvonne is one of the most beautiful people I have ever met. Good on her kicking him out though! #
  • 20:56 I need to go to MAC tomorrow, this means Harvey Nichols which also means Louboutins!!! If they have Pigalles I may have to! #
  • 21:00 @KerryAnneDuncan Yeah apparently he admitted it to her & she chucked his stuff on the front step. Good girl! #
  • 21:04 @KerryAnneDuncan To be honest I am not surprised at all. They were proper hellraisers on tour! #
  • 21:25 @slayervixen Frasers in Glasgow have Pigalles? I may go to Glasgow tomorrow then! #
  • 21:26 @KerryAnneDuncan Oh god yeah, he was one of the worst too! A real caner! #
  • 21:32 @slayervixen Oh dear! This could be expensive information! #
  • 21:33 @KerryAnneDuncan The dicky tummy issue - ditto! Think there must be a bug doing the rounds! #
  • 21:42 @slayervixen I have black Very Prive and they are amazingly comfortable. I really want pigalles though. #
  • 22:02 @KerryAnneDuncan I've been ill all day. About half an hour after eating I am in agony! Had to come home from work at lunchtime. #
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Chrissi
20 May 2010 @ 11:02 pm
  • 23:47 Oh god the Olympic logo IS Lisa Simpson performing a... LMAO!!! And don't get me started on the mascots! #
  • 23:50 yfrog.com/evw3wj Many kids are going to have nightmares! Bloody awful! #
  • 09:37 Waaahooo!!! Now just gotta make sure I can get there. twitpic.com/1pc6xi #
  • 11:26 @stephenfry I want to come back as a sloth - lovely animals! #
  • 11:28 It's Classic Fm day today! #
  • 12:36 @kylieminogue After hearing All The Lovers I am SOOOOO excited about the album!!! #
  • 12:37 Urgh Greed Nation have annoyed me yet again! #
  • 15:01 Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!!!! #
  • 15:43 You know what, do you want to stop making me out to be a complete f**king idiot??? I am 27 stop treating me like a naughty child! #
  • 16:02 Sorry for the swearies, but by God I am angry! The heat in this hell hole of an office isn't helping either. *fume fume* #
  • 17:06 @PREEYAKALIDAS I got a seriously sexy LLB one at B&Q a couple of weeks back, it's not everyone's taste, but called shantung black. #
  • 17:07 @PREEYAKALIDAS Would have sent you a link but the black & pink isn't on their website. The pink & white is though. #
  • 18:41 @kylieminogue It's so wrong, so very wrong. Heartbreaking indeed. #
  • 21:20 @fissijo It just got hotter here too! Thank you! #
  • 21:31 @fissijo Oh good god they are quite quite lovely! #
  • 21:34 @fissijo I am now communicating using only vowels. A lot of them will be getting saved to my work pc tomorrow. #
  • 21:44 I wish @TheRealAmiJames would hurry up & open his studio in Edinburgh. I want my new tattoo! #
  • 21:49 @fissijo I have only looked at them on my phone, on a bigger screen they will kill me! #
  • 21:51 Argh! Take it Twitter is playing up? Keeps telling me I have exceeded 1000 tweets per day! Yeah okay then! #
  • 22:02 Found my corset! Now to find out if I can get into it! If I can it's time to order some crime scene tape! #
  • 22:21 I got into it! Never ever thought my waist would be this size again! twitpic.com/1phh0u #
  • 22:23 Okay 10 minutes of that nonsense was enough! Felt my insides rearrange that time! Time to lose more weight and tone, tone, tone! #
  • 22:41 @DitaVonTeese Do you have any tips for waist/corset training? #
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